I keep taking the one after until they are all that is left, stare them down, almost angered by the very existence, and when I see into their very souls..I turn them into a yummy sandwhich and enjoy...unless they have particularly dark souls..then my pets get a treat..
Did you know that you can clean your suede clothes with dried end of a bread loaf? My mom told me that and it saved my suede vest. It has to be a traditional white bread though, not that sliced thing you can buy in most of supermarkets, and you have to be careful no to rub the cloth too hard or you can damage it.
Put them in the fridge overnight to make them go stale faster then blitz them in the blender with a couple of anvchovies, some olive oil, parmisan, pepper and parsley to make an amazingly yummy crumbly topping for grilled fish or pasta bakes and any number of other dishes.